Johnny Bravo: Quotes

jhonny……. Revin cu acest personaj ultrasupermega FRUMOS :”>…(RIGHT!!…) :D. Cica vrea sa ne impartaseasca replicile lui de agatat….si nu numai. Ia sa vedem ….

Johnny Bravo

* “Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?”
* “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine you…”
* “But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?”
* “Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”
* “Do the Monkey with me”
* “Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.”
* “Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.”
* “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”
* “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball.”
* “Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?”
* “Enough about me, let’s talk about you. What do you think of me?”
* [eating ice cream with a toothache] “Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm…. Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Hey! It’s got nuts in it!”
* “Hey! How come he gets a banana?”
* “Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!”
* “I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means…” (pause) “I’m hungry!”
* “You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.”
* “Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter “N”…”
* “Woah, momma.”
* “Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!”
* “Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. (looks in the mirror) Oh no! She’s turnin’ me into a beautiful butterfly!”
* “Mister, I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to. I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
* “Wanna watch my chest hair move in 3-d?”
* “Man, I’m pretty.”
* “Whoa, Mama!”
* “This won’t end well.” (whenever Johnny is about to take a beating)
* “You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.”
* “If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!”
* (Looks in mirror)”Wait, who’s that handsome guy?” (Dials phone) “Hello, 911 emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my house” Oh, wait, cancel that. It’s only me.”
* “Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?”
* “This is not good… for my hair!”
* (whenever someone corrects him) “Right, what did I say?”
* “Aaaah. The great smell of pig!”
* “No Mama! I’m too old for the tiny pants!!”
* “Work?! (Screams in horror)”
* “(After a random story) And then my pants fell down.”
* “I came, I saw, I broke a hip.”
* “He did it!”
* “Wiggy!”
* “4%? That’s almost 5%”
* “Space. It’s really, really, really, really big.”
* “If all you boys and girls will clap real hard, Johnny can make bail! Get me the Lawyer Fairy!”
* “Oh yeah! Who’s the fairy, who’s the fairy?! (Dances then quickly stops) You didn’t see that, did you?”
* “Bad baby! Stop defying the laws of physics!”
* “Neighbor kid help! Witch’s curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!!!”
* “Some people look at Jerky an say,”Why?”. Me, I look at Jerky and I say “Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!”
* “Jinkies? Isn’t that a breakfast cereal?”
* (After random story) “And that’s when I realized my underwear was on my head, the whole time!”
* (Johnny and Carl crash on a seemingly deserted island and were separated) “Guess Carl didn’t make it. Gonna miss that little guy. (short pause) Oh, well. Can’t mourn forever!”
* “Four legs good! Two Legs Bad!”
* “It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as Me.”
* “(to Talky Tabitha) Now listen Raggedy Evil! You better stop..(Talky Tabitha throws Johnny against the wall)

:D Ce alte replici mai stiti ?



  • asta e cea mai tare:
    “Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!”

    mai e:
    “Could you say that again, cause all I heared was “blah blah blah woman””


  • Cristian

    “Hey baby do you wanna see me coan my hair really fast?!? Hoohah!”

  • Cristian

    Felicitari, brings back good memories!!! One-man Army!
    “Did you see a gorilla run by here…?”

  • KarbonH2O

    Be there mama! :d

  • Bogdan

    Asta e din generic, daca mi-aduc bine aminte:

    “Get out of here, you son of a handbag!” – spusa unui crocodil


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